Appreciate the discount, but this one is a little too close to home to really enjoy.

I would have also appreciate a free hat giveaway or a sunscreen sample to really ease my pain.

-cudo

For the many men in our community affected by Male Pattern Baldness, tomorrow night is for you! Any male with signs of male pattern baldness can take advantage of our special $5 ticket offer at the Miracle Box Office. pic.twitter.com/DIHjcOx4IO

— Fort Myers Miracle (@MiracleBaseball) April 29, 2019