To whom it may concern:

I am a representative of a student co-operative non profit association, the Berkeley Students Co-operative.  After learning about your product, our association realized the massive potential locked in your massive hamster balls.  Not only could we use such a product for promotional purposes, to promote sustainability and co-operative low-income living options for students, we could also use it for health purpose, to quarantine members of our organization that have a contagious disease.

As you can already imagine, the possibilities for good are endless.  However, as a non profit, your price of 2,495 dollars would cause our organization serious financial hardship.  Thus, I am writing to you today to ask for a discount. I feel that the investment your company could make in our organization would be an excellent one–in our community, and our future.

Please contact me as soon as possible.

In great admiration of your services,

Rebecca
University of CA at  Berkeley

I thought I would share a letter from my inbox as part of this week’s blog-fest.  I said I would blog everyday….I didn’t say it would be helpful.

–Cudo